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//////LANDMARKS//////
The Vatican
→Center of KC. Icon of Colonelology as the residence of the Pope. Currently the home of the chosen 'over-lookers'. Used for formal events.

Church of Colonelology
→Place of worship for the followers of Colonelology. Also a temporary convent.

KC Radio Tower
→The tallest tower in KC. It broadcasts all radio and television signals around the city.

The Lighthouse
→A tower on the Island used for navigation for fishermen.

Meme Arena
→A Colosseum where participants participate in memes or events. Cameras are everywhere to broadcast and document the events.

Tower of London
→The fortress modeled after the one in London, England. It was used as a prison, a palace, and a fortress. The tower is now just a museum....or is it

The Temple
→A mysterious, presumably Buddhist temple up a vertical hill in the forest. It is currently not open to visitors.

Amaterasu's Shrine
→A shrine to Ammy.

Fiddy's Fair Grounds
→An amusement park stuffed with rides and deep fried food.

Maze of Trauma & Glory
→The giant hedge maze used for maze memes.

The Island
→A mysterious island shrouded in the most mysterious mystery.

The Beach
→A public beach divided by modest and nude.

Lake Moot
→A lake.

Mt. Ranger
→The volcano that supplies KC a constant flow of lava that surrounds the area.

SakiSaki Cave
→An endless labyrinth of caves and channels that run deep into the mountain.

The Safari Zone
→A section of the forest fenced off to preserve a piece of old KC and some of its ruins. It is home to many rare animals, tiny magical people, and erratic natives.

The Happy Farm :D
→A homey little farm that supplies KC with fresh produce, meat, and dairy.

Port Ibelieveiknowyourmotherson
→A public port for boats, ferry's, and yachts.

The Bison Range
→A reserve for KC's sacred animal, the bison. Someone may come here to tend to the bison or observe their majestically.

Colonel Park
→A star-shaped park full of jogging paths and playgrounds. A fountain in the middle proudly sports the Colonel sprouting water from his mouth. Jensen Memorial Gardens is adjacent to the park across the river.

//////SERVICES//////
St. Rena College
→A public school.

St. Rena Cemetery
→The above ground cemetery, complete with morgue and Spanish moss.

St. Seifer's Correctional Facility
→An old prison built into the side of the Island. It is not known if it is currently in use or not.

The Cardinal Guard
→The local KC police station.

Justice & Liberty Courthouse
→A public courthouse and town hall.

First Colonel Bank
→The national bank for all your banking needs. Its vaults are one of the safest places in KC.

The Library
→a public library containing the largest collection of books in the city. The basement holds thousands upon thousands of documents concerning kc and its history including a to date arrivals & departures log.

Arc Hall of Records
→A public hall of records showcasing the arcs the city has suffered through, complete with artifacts and photographs.

The Public Pool
→Ewww it's a public pool.

Animal Shelter
→A home for all the abandoned dogs, cats, and dragons for citizens to adopt and love.

Update Clinic
→A place where characters go to be canonly updated. It's a closed clinic that only sends out appointments by pink slip.

Unplanned Parenthood
→An abortion clinic.

St. Rena Hospital
→The general hospital of the city.

Rarely Convenient Morgue
→A morgue outside the cemetery that only gets used in rare situations.

St. Rena Mental Institution
→An asylum for the mentally unfit.

Dr Wong's Acupuncture
→A Chinese clinic dedicated to Chinese medicine and medicinal practices.

//////RECREATIONAL PLACES//////
Ibekyomo Boardwalk
→A series of small shops and eateries along the beach.

Shelke's Aquarium
→A large aquarium housing over a thousand species of fish and sea life.

Titter's Arcade
→A public gaming arcade full of old and outdated video games.

Legendary Laser Tag
→A three floor laser tag arena.

Bzzt Bowling Alley
→A twelve lane bowling alley with 'black light friday' nights.

Pink's Punhouse
→A place of hideous.

Chez Snoot Country Club
→A private club offering recreational sports activities, such as golf, tennis, fencing, and swimming. Chez Snoot also has a five star restaurant and winery.

BATH HAUS DE GAGA
→An upper-class bath house rumored to engage in human trafficking.

Wao Opera House
→Traditional Chinese opera.

Timcampy Movies
→A 12 screen theater showing the latest releases.

Niglett Theater
→A local theater that puts on small, horrible plays.

Cock & Candy Cinema
→A porn theater that showcases porn from 1970.

Ddung Ddung Gym
→A public gym with personal trainers and the works.

Fuck Your Luck Casino
→A three floor casino; there are slots on the bottom, tables on the second floor, and private suites on the third for more private games.

//////RESTAURANTS//////
Star of India
→Traditional Indian food.

:-! Pizza
→A dirty hole in the wall pizza parlor.

Davy Jones Fish Fry
→A fish house type seafood restaurant.

Krispy Kreme
→Delicious donuts and coffee.

Arigato
→An expensive Japanese steakhouse.

★★★★★ Restaurant
→The most expensive restaurant in town.

Granpap's Country Inn
→Good ol' country cooking

Papa Walken's
→A family restaurant owned by Felix Walken.

Crepe du Jour
→Serves French crepes and coffee.

Ol' Spaget Factory
→Another Italian restaurant that specializes in pasta.

Paradise Bakery
→A sandwich and salad place with whole breads and cookies.

M.Sushi
→A dinky sushi restaurant.

In n' Outback
→An Australian burger joint.

Jitlada
→Traditional Thai food.

Chili's
→A tex-mex type chain restaurant.

Nihao Noodl
→A Japanese noodle shop.

KaPow Boat Delivery
→Chinese food vendors that go through every canal in KC! With boat to window service.

Rassle n' Poke
→A western cowboy themed steakhouse.

Hooters
→Tits and chicken wings.

Mr Wong's
→Greasy Chinese food.

Jaha Curry
→Indian curry shop.

//////FAST FOOD//////
KFC
→Home of the colonel?

El Taquito
→Real mexican fast food.

Taco Bell
→Tacos and toilet paper.

Wendy's
→The square patty.

Burger King
→KFC rivalry

//////BARS/CLUBS//////
Captian Salazarr's Barrr
→A pirate themed bar.

Willie's
→The fisherman's pub.

Sierra Cup
→A hookah bar.

The Thirsty Faggot
→Experimental bar with stage entertainment.

Haddo Karaoke
→A karaoke bar.

Beer Barn
→Drive-thru alcohol

Neely's Pub
→A Coyote Ugly themed pub modeled after Silent Hill's bar.

The Rusty Hagg
→A tranny bar.

KC Lounge
→An upper-class club with VIP lounge.

Heat.
→A fancy gay club.

Cahoots
→A rave club.

The Funny Dish
→A female strip club.

October Chest
→A male strip club.

//////SHOPS//////
Salvation Army
→Second hand clothing at a cheap price.

Loli Magnifique
→Expensive EGL boutique.

Trashy Lingere
→A two story lingere store.

Girls's Costume Warehouse
→A giant warehouse of sexy costumes.

Blossomdale's
→An expensive department store.

The Grove
→A three story mall.

Work that Up-do
→A hair salon.

Giselle's Fortunes
→A fortune teller.

Papan's Barber
→A barber shop.

Desert Rose
→A tattoo shop.

Shi Lao Pharmacy
→Traditional Chinese pharmacy.

Sven's
→A European import store.

Miyagi Imports
→A Japanese import store.

Fast n' Fancy Dealers
→A European car dealership.

Ollie's Taxidermy
→Stuffed animals in lucrative positions.

The Maru
→A kink shop.

Giovanni Tailoring
→Personalized Italian suits.

Rosebud Floral
→A delivery florist

Algernon Books
→A rare book store.

Barnes & Noble
→A better book store.

Borders
→A book store.

Junes
→Department store

Bed Bath & Beyond
→Home furnishing
Ikea
→Swedish home furnishing

Home Derpo
→Hardware supplies

Radio Shack
→Electronic supplies

Flix Videos
→Video rental

Wig Shop
→Custom wigs

Maestro Antiques
→Antique furnishings

Bonsai
→Bonsai shop

Moechan's
→Animanga paradise, you can find almost every "series" here, only that the names are changed and everything is slightly off. (I.E Lurren Gagann with Samina, Yimon, and Koko)

Mad Eddy's Cheat Shop
→A black market shop from Princess Maker that sells sexy clothing, powerful weapons, and bust enhancement pills.

Coin Laundry
→Laundry mat

-=EATERIES/GROCERY=-
Lucky Mart
→Convenience Store
Marcelo's Market
→Convenience Store
Kadaj's 7-11
→Convenience Store

Kroger
→Grocery

Target
→Grocery, furnishing, and clothing.

WalMart
→Ghetto grocery, furnishing, and clothing.

Organica
→Organic whole foods grocer.

Wonka's Chocolatier
→Wonka's chocolate shop

Billy Butchers
→Butcher shop

M.Deli
→Serves deli meat and sandwiches

Enf Enf Erotic Bakery
→Erotic baked goods

Butter Rush
→Normal baked goods and confectioneries

Cavallone StarBucks
→Coffee and coffee

Oolong Tea House
→Tea.

Jamba Juice
→Smoothies.

//////ROOM & BOARD//////
Old Rams Inn
→A haunted inn.

Lechink Suites
→Euroasian fusion hotel.

Got Crabs? Resort
→Trashy beach resort.

Ritchey Hostel
→A sketchy hostel.

Motel Jizzabell
→A love motel.

BowChicaWow Motel
→The normal motel.

Stormin Mormons
→The local brothel.
Peony Pavilion
→An asian entertainment house.

//////MISC//////
KBC Station
→The broadcasting station for KC.

Rush & Dare Law
→Law offices.

Suicide Club
→:(

Dinky Warehouses
→A series of warehouses for storage or other means.

Power Station
→To power things.

Junk Yard
→Full of junk.

Wonka's Chocolate Factory
→Mysterious factory of mystery.

//////OTHER RESIDENTIAL ESTABLISHMENTS//////
District 9.5
→Shelter for the homeless.

Miyako's Villa
→A haunted house.

Balthier's Ruins
→Ruins of a courageous pedophile.

//////THE UNDERGROUND//////
Currently in the works, most of the catacomb entrances are blocked off. The only working system is the subway.
The current stops go as following.
Conch st > Wi St > Colonel Wy > Derp St > Scr Blv > Rena St> Ero St
Trains run both ways every 10 minutes. A ticket is $.75.

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